most people when they misspeak: uhh buhh lowing the mawn?? 🤪
me when i misspeak: officer, not only have i been drinking but i have a bomb in the trunk. take even one step back and i will shoot you with a gun
she/her β’ tried & true dumbass β’ currently undergoing existential crises β’ slut in theory β’ voraciously looking for next hyper-fixation β’ amateur cinephile β’ avid reader β’ anime gurl β’ Black and beautiful
most people when they misspeak: uhh buhh lowing the mawn?? 🤪
me when i misspeak: officer, not only have i been drinking but i have a bomb in the trunk. take even one step back and i will shoot you with a gun
What able bodied authors think I, an amputee and a wheelchair user, would want in a scifi setting:
What I actually want:
Imagine my shock as a neurodivergent teen when I first realized that using large vocabulary and eloquent speech doesn't make you less likely to be misinterpreted, rather it adds an entirely new layer of misinterpretation I had never even realized existed in the form of people thinking you're being snobbish or condescending when you're just trying to be specific
idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i can’t even send a nice anon without being scared that i didn’t hit anon and now they know
every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.
[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]
This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.
[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]
My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.
because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.
@saint-batrick i’m going to start doing that from now on. it’s very beautiful. very powerful. 🫵
when crazy ex girlfriend said your self worth is not dependent on romantic love. when crazy ex girlfriend said your self worth is not dependent on the love and validation your parents fail to give you. when crazy ex girlfriend said your self worth is not dependent on how well you can contort yourself and your reality into a watered down, palatable version that makes narrative sense. yeah.